Then I look at the destruction these cats have caused. I look at the damage to the really nice dining suite we bought shortly before moving over here. The leather chairs are scratched terribly. The nice wooden table top has scratches in it as well, because they liked to use it as a playground. I was setting the table tonight because we’ve got people coming round for dinner (it’s been a while), and I saw first hand the extent of the damage. I was so pissed off I could have cried.

If you have a little patience, you can cut their nails either with a cat nail trimmer (5 euros I paid, and that’s the best money I ever spent on these cats, aside from neutering) or plain normal human nail clippers.

I have been doing it for Vi and Emacs since they were kittens, and then for Jazz when he replaced Emacs and who had never had his nails trimmed. I even do it for Lola, who is declawed and a very alpha female cat, on her back paw's nails.

Sure, it takes patience, it is best not to do it by force, so wait until they are happily asleep and pet them, then cut one. Get them used to you touching their nails, by making them go out of their claw when you pet them. Do one nail at a time, until they are all used to it and will just let you go through the whole 4 paws at once.

You can google around for techniques, but start reading this. The whole about.com site is filled with great advice for cat owners.

My furniture is still in good shape after two years of cats at home, yes, they love to bite the curtains, they scratch my favourite chair, they drop stuff on the floor and break it, they “help” me in whatever I am doing (painting, sawing, making the bed...), and they steal “cat toys” away from me and hide them in secret cat hiding places.

But things are just things, stuff is just stuff, curtains are replaceable, so is furniture. Start trimming their nails the sooner the better, and do not regret these three furry friends found you.